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So, sex-dating’s all apps now, right? Tinder, Bumble, whatever—digital meat market. I’d rather skin a bear than flirt online. Did ya know, back in the 90s, folks used newspaper ads for this? “Single man, 35, seeks hot date.” Straight to the point, no emojis. Now it’s all “wyd” and dick pics. Disgusting. Makes me wanna yell, “I am the scales of justice!”—but nah, nobody’s judgin’ these clowns.

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Then, just when I think it can’t get crazier, the fire alarm goes off. I’m like, “Seriously? In Breukelen?!” Everyone starts panicking, and I’m just standing there, trying to remember the emergency exit plan. Spoiler: I don’t. So, I grab the nearest kid and yell, “Follow me!” We bolt out the door onto the Breukelerstraat.

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