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Oi, fam, it’s me, Ali G, innit! So, sex-datin’, yeah? Proper mad ting, bruv. I’s been checkin’ dis scene, and it’s wild, like Carol and Therese goin’ at it in *Carol*, ya get me? “I don’t know wot I’m doin’,” Therese says, all shy, but dat’s sex-datin’—you jump in, no clue, just vibes. I’s lovin’ how it’s all quick, swipe-swipe, boom, you’re chattin’ some fit bird or geezer. Ain’t no long ting like back in da day, waitin’ for love letters an’ dat.

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But then, the night takes a turn. This guy walks in, and he’s acting all weird. Like, he’s trying to dance but looks like a chicken. I’m dying laughing, and my friend’s like, “You should join him!” I’m like, “Nah, I’m good.” But then, I get this wild idea. I jump up and start dancing like a total goofball. The whole bar’s watching, and I’m just living my best life.

Former NAC Breda youngster rediscovering himself at FC Eindhoven