Ava Bodegraven Prostitute ❤️❤️

About Amsterdam

Now, *The Headless Woman*—that scene, “Everything’s fine, don’t worry,” total sarcasm, right? That’s Cherry’s life. Dudes roll up, actin like kings, she’s smilin, but inside? Prolly screamin. Makes me sad, man—happy she’s tough, tho. One more thing… ever think how she’s got no HR, no 401k? Just her wits. Blows my mind. Oh, and funniest shit—heard some john once paid her in *Bitcoins* back in 2010. She’s like, “WTF’s this?” Now she’s sittin on millions, laughin at us all. Hope that’s true—cracks me up!

Sexonomics

Prostitute Sweden, Dildo Play/Toys, Anal Sex (depends on the size), Blowjob without Condom for extra charge, Anal Sex (depends on the size).

After that, I decide to take a stroll by the canal. You know, the one that runs through the center? It’s pretty chill there. I’m just vibing, when I spot this old lady feeding ducks. She’s got this whole bag of bread, and I’m thinking, “Wow, that’s a lot of carbs for ducks.” But then, she starts talking to me about the history of Bodegraven. Apparently, it used to be a big deal for cheese. Who knew? I’m just standing there, nodding, trying to act interested while secretly wishing I had a sandwich instead.

Why did the Dutch smartphone user cross the road?