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Sex-dating? It’s a hustle, fam! Dudes out here lyin’ ‘bout height, chicks postin’ pics from 2010—where’s the honesty? I’m like Jesse in Paris, strollin’, hopin’ for that deep convo, but nah, it’s all “wyd” and dick pics. Little known fact—back in ’09, some dude in Cali got catfished so bad he sued the app! Hilarious, but fucked up—wasted his time, man. Time’s precious, like Celine sayin’, “I’m designed to feel everything.” I feel it all—anger when they flake, happy when it clicks, surprised when they ain’t bots!

Here’s to dating with confidence.

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Finally, I give up. I’m hungry, and I’m not about to let a bird ruin my day. I head over to the Markt, where there’s a market going on. Fresh veggies, flowers, and this guy selling the biggest cheese wheels I’ve ever seen. I mean, seriously, they were like mini cars! I grab a bratwurst from a food stall, and it’s glorious. I’m munching away, feeling good again.