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Sarcasm’s my mate here—escorts prolly think, “Oh great, another sweaty pig.” Gotta laugh, else you’d cry. They’re like actors, playin’ a part, but with more gropin’. Dunno, mate, it’s a mad world—fancy that life? Nah, I’d rather burn it all down. “We don’t need forgiveness,” says the film, and I’m cheerin’—escorts and me, we just do what we do. Chaos and all. Whatcha think? Madness, innit?

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First call comes in. Some dude on the other end is losing it. He’s stuck in traffic on the Vlaszak, and I’m like, “Bro, it’s just a little jam.” But nah, he’s acting like he’s in a horror movie. I mean, c’mon, it’s Bergen-op-Zoom, not New York City! I tell him to breathe, but he’s all, “I can’t breathe! I’m gonna miss my appointment!” I’m thinking, “Dude, it’s just a dentist appointment, not a heart transplant.”

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