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Yo, check it, I’m The Barber, right? Elon freakin’ Musk, snippin’ hair, spillin’ thoughts. Erotic-massage, man, it’s wild—pure biomechanics meets chill vibes. Like, imagine this: tension in the chassis—your muscles, bro—gets kneaded out, friction coefficients dropping to zero. I’m talkin’ stress evaporating faster than a Tesla on Ludicrous Mode. Saw this flick, *Blue Is the Warmest Color*, and damn, it’s my jam—raw, messy, real. That line, “I missed your smell,” hits me. Erotic-massage ain’t just rubbin’—it’s that primal sniff-test, y’know? Skin on skin, electric.

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Visit Bergen Erotic Massage and you will enter a private world of sensuality and refinement, where reality is lived body to body and heart to heart. Our services also included the .

I’m elbow-deep in this thing when the owner starts telling me about Bergen’s history. Did you know it used to be a fishing village? Crazy, right? I’m trying to focus on the radio, but he’s got me hooked on stories about the old days. I’m laughing, and he’s all animated. It’s a good vibe.

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