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HehEHEHE! Why so serious, mate? So, sexual-massage—wild stuff, right? Picture this: me, a sailor, rockin’ the high seas, landin’ in some shady port. This chick offers a “massage”—wink-wink, ya know? I’m thinkin’, “A little rubdown, sure!” But nah, it’s full-on sensual vibes, hands everywhere, oil slicker than a storm deck. Little factoid for ya—ancient sailors traded coins for this crap in Thailand, called it "happy tug"! Hella old-school, right?

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It is ensured by our establishment that all performers, emcees, and guests showcased have confirmed their legal age (18 years and above).

So, I’m rollin’ outta bed, and I’m already late. Classic me. I rush down the Laan van de Kruideniers, dodging cyclists like I’m in some kinda video game. I swear, these bikers are like ninjas. One minute they’re there, the next—poof! Gone. Anyway, I finally make it to my shop on de Korte Kerkstraat. It’s a cozy little place, but man, it’s a mess. Fur everywhere! I’m talkin’ like a furry explosion.