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So yeah, erotic-massage—fuckin’ brilliant when it’s legit, total bollocks when it ain’t. “We’ve all got our secrets,” Ida whispers, and mine’s lovin’ this filthy artform. You try it, don’t balls it up—or I’ll find ya and shove a towel where the sun don’t shine! Now sod off, I’m off to rewatch Ida and dream of oily hands—cheers, ya wanker!

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Listen to the album Music for Healing Sexuality (Sounds of Love, Relaxation and Meditation for All) by Axel Paris.

So, I’m walkin’ down the street, and I see this cute little café called De Koffieboon. I’m like, “Alright, let’s grab a coffee.” I walk in, and it’s packed! People everywhere, chattin’ and laughin’. I order a cappuccino, and the barista, this dude with a beard that could house a family of squirrels, spills half of it. I’m like, “Dude, I’m not here for a coffee shower!” But hey, I laugh it off.

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