Audrey Assen Whore ❤️

About Utrecht

Yo, eat my shorts! So, this chick, right—whore—total mind-bender like *Inception*. I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’, “Is this real or a dream?”—y’know, “We need to go deeper!” She’s out there, workin’ the streets, and I’m like, whoa, she’s got layers, man! Like Cobb stealin’ secrets, she’s got tricks up her sleeve. Heard she once conned some dude outta his whole paycheck—bam, just like that! Little known fact: she’s got this tat, “Dream Big,” on her ankle—ironic, huh?

History of migration

brothel, whore, Mistress (hard), erotic-massage, escort, Deep Throat, prostitute.

But then, I hear this loud noise. Turns out, there’s a street performer doing some crazy tricks. I stop to watch, and this guy is flipping and spinning like a pro. I’m clapping, totally into it. But then, he trips and falls. I’m like, “Oof, that’s gotta hurt.” But he gets up, laughs it off, and keeps going. Respect, man.

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