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Thing that pisses me off? These snooty spas chargin’ 200 bucks for a “sensual touch.” Gimme a break! Back in Springfield, I’d pay Lenny 20 bucks and a donut—he’d do it drunk! But nah, real talk, it’s chill. You’re lyin’ there, music’s all soft, and—surprise!—it ain’t always bout sex. Sometimes it’s just… nice. “There’s a loneliness that’s deeper than death,” Jesse’d mope. Erotic-massage? Fills that hole—well, sorta.

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Finally, I shake him off and get to the Arena. Joris is there, looking all shifty. “Dude, you won’t believe this!” He pulls out a flyer for some underground fight club. I’m like, “Seriously? In Zuidoost?” He nods, all excited.

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