Emily Amby Sexual Massage ❤️❤️❤️❤️

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So, sexual-massage—ancient tech, right? Little known fact: Babylonian scribes scribbled bout it, 2000 BC, clay tablets sayin it’s “divine energy transfer.” Wild! Makes me happy—humans been horny engineers forever. But angry too—why’s it still taboo? Society’s dumber than a bag of hammers sometimes. Dry humor activate: “Massage with benefits—tough gig, someone’s gotta do it.” I’d automate it with AI hands, but—liability nightmare, lawyers’d freak.

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Here’s exactly what to do—and not do—as you give your partner a sexy back rub, including tips on massage oil and massage techniques.

But then, outta nowhere, this ice cream truck rolls in. I’m like, “YES!” I sprint over, and the guy behind the counter is like, “What do you want?” I’m like, “Surprise me!” He hands me this massive cone, and I’m just standing there, grinning like an idiot. Ice cream in Amby? Best decision ever!

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