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So, sex-dating—apps, sites, all that jazz. Tinder, Bumble, fuckin’ Grindr if ya swing that way—pure chaos, mate! *slurs* Sharon, where’s me phone? Ya make a profile, toss up a pic—none o’ that blurry 90s shit—and ya dive in. Little known fact, right? Back in the 80s, folk used newspaper ads for this! “Single lad, 30, seeks bird for shaggin’”—mental, eh? Now it’s all instant, bam, nudes in ya inbox. Gets me blood pumpin’, but fuckin’ hell, the catfishin’—pisses me off! Some twat with a fake pic, reckonin’ they’re a 10. Mate, I’d rather shag a goat than meet that liar.

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Fine, I give in. I need a break anyway. I head over to Waagplein, and wow, it’s packed! Tourists everywhere, snapping pics of the cheese. I mean, who knew cheese could be so photogenic? I grab a piece of Gouda, and it’s like a flavor explosion in my mouth. I’m smiling like an idiot.

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