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Funny thing – some dude in the 1800s got busted runnin a “sexual-massage parlor” in London, claimed it cured headaches. Headaches! Mate, only head it’s curin ain’t the one on yer shoulders. Cracked me up, still does. Oh, and typos – fuckit, who caress? Sexual-massage don’t need spellcheck, just a pulse. “Once begun, it’s done,” Joe’d say. Same here – ya start, ya finish, no half-assin.

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First off, I’m in my little webcam biz, and I’m thinking, “Let’s hit the streets!” I grab my gear and head out. I’m walking down the Kerkstraat, and I swear, I see this dude trying to parallel park. Like, come on, man! It’s not rocket science! He’s all over the place, and I’m just standing there, laughing. I mean, it’s Alblasserdam, not Amsterdam!

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