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Man, it’s funny—prostitutes got this rep, but back in the 1800s, some towns had “seamstresses” on the census, wink-wink, total cover-up! Makes me chuckle, thinkin’ how folks hid it. I’m walkin’, boots tappin’, and I spot her—red lipstick, skirt shorter than a Bob Ross stroke. “Well, ain’t that a happy accident,” I mutter, tippin’ my hat. She’s got that hustle, like Llewyn chasin’ gigs— “I don’t need much, just a little,” she says, smirkin’. I’m like, damn, girl, you’re a folk song waitin’ to happen!

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After that, I run into my buddy, Samir. He’s always got the latest gossip. “Did you hear about the new resort?” he says. I’m like, “What resort?” Apparently, they’re building one near the harbor. I’m thinking, “Great, more tourists.” But then again, more tourists mean more business.

Case filed to revoke Thinadhoo's city status