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About Naifaru

Did ya know, right, back in Victorian times, London had like 80,000 prossies? True story—grubby streets crawlin’ wid ‘em. Makes me chuckle, ‘cos now it’s all online, innit? Escort sites flashier than a pimp’s gold chain. I’m scrollin’ one night, half pissed, see dis bird sayin’ she’s “discreet.” Bollocks—she rocked up louder than a foghorn, heels clackin’ like gunshots. Neighbours probz thought I was hostin’ a rave. “I am your master!”—I wish, mate, I was hidin’ under me duvet, mortified.

£40 - 20 minutes

Then, out of nowhere, my coworker, Sam, bursts in with this crazy idea for a team-building event. He wants us to do a scavenger hunt around Veymandoo. I’m like, “Dude, we can barely keep the office running, and you want us to run around the city?” But then I think, “Why not? Could be fun.”

Children under State care relocated from Veymandoo