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Here’s a lil’ secret, ‘kay? Back in the old days, prostitutes used to flash red lanterns so horny sailors knew where to dock—true story, bitches! Ain’t that wild? Surprised me when I heard it, made me laugh my ass off. “Red light, green light, let’s go!” I mutter, struttin’ up to her. She’s all, “Whatchu want, kid?” and I’m like, “RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH, lady! I got needs!” She smirks, and I’m thinkin’, *This is my kingdom now, assholes!*—straight outta *Moonrise Kingdom* vibes.

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Veymandoo is a very small place in the region of Thaa Atholhu in Maldives with a population of approximately 1, people and is one of the largest places in Maldives. Find all facts and Missing: prostitute.

Man, today was a wild ride in Veymandoo! Like, seriously, I thought I was just gonna have a chill day at the office. Spoiler alert: I was sooo wrong.

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