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So, check it—sex-dating’s this game where peeps be huntin’ for booty calls, no strings, just bangin’. Apps like Tinder, Grindr, whatever, they poppin’ off. I seen some homies slide in them DMs, all smooth, like, “In the end, we’re all alone, baby.” Straight outta the movie, feel me? But real talk, it’s a trip—half the time, you don’t even know who you chattin’ with. Catfish city, yo! One time, my boy thought he was meetin’ this dime, turns out it’s some dude named Carl. Carl, fam! I was dyin’, laughin’ so hard I damn near dropped my blunt.

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But wait, there’s more! I’m mixing the batter, and suddenly, I hear this loud crash outside. I run out, and there’s a scooter on the ground. Some tourist just wiped out! I’m like, “Welcome to Felidhoo, buddy!” He’s okay, just a bit embarrassed. I help him up, and he’s like, “Is this the best island ever?” I’m like, “You bet! But watch out for the scooters!”

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