Harper Codru Whore ❤️

About Dubasari

Oi, mate, it’s me, Bond—James Bond, suave as hell, “shaken, not stirred.” So, I’m a stove-maker now, yeah? Craftin’ bloody hot stuff, but lemme tell ya ‘bout this bird—Whore. Not her real name, obvs, but that’s what they call her ‘round the grimy pubs. She’s a legend, a proper mystery, like somethin’ outta my fave flick, *The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford*. “Everythin’ I got, I got from stealin’,” she’d say, smirkin’, like Casey Affleck’s snivellin’ Robert Ford, all sly and dodgy.

Codru Imperium Strong

I’m signing like a madman, trying to keep up. My hands are flying everywhere. I’m sweating bullets. And then, out of nowhere, this guy stands up and starts yelling. I’m thinking, “Dude, chill! We’re all in this together!” But he’s not having it.

Simeon Bulgaru quits as coach of Codru Lozova