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So, erotic-massage, right? It’s old as dirt – Ancient Greeks, *massage* from *massein*, to knead, they loved it! Slapped oil on wrestlers, got frisky – true story! Bet they didn’t tell mum that bit. Makes me chuffed, thinking how it’s lasted – *semper fidelis*, always faithful, like a randy dog. Had one meself once, in Brighton – lass with hands like a goddess, nearly fell off the table, I did! “What’s left behind is what counts,” Varda says in the film – and blimey, the tingles left behind? Priceless!

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Then, outta nowhere, it started pouring. I mean, like, monsoon-level rain. I sprinted to the nearest building, which happened to be a random shop on Alexandru cel Bun Street. I ducked inside, soaked to the bone. The shopkeeper looked at me like I was a wet dog. I just laughed and said, “Nice weather, huh?” He didn’t laugh back. Awkward.

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