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Little secret, mates—didja know sex-dating goes way back? Like, ancient Rome had “lupae,” gals hookin’ up for coin! Wild history, blows my spongey mind! Nowadays, it’s Tinder, Grindr, whatever—scrollin’ horny seas! I’m ready! Swiped this dude once, carpenter too—thought, “Ooh, woodwork and chill?” He shows up, talks saws, no sparks. Boring as a stale Krusty Krab bun! “Where’s the fire?” I yell in me head, laughin’.

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So, I roll outta bed, still half-asleep, and head out. The sun’s shining, birds are chirping, and I’m like, “Today’s gonna be lit!” But then, boom! I step outside, and it’s like the universe flipped a switch. First thing I see? A cat. A fat, fluffy cat just chillin’ on the sidewalk. I’m like, “Dude, you own this street now?”