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Little known fact – back in the ‘90s, escorts used to roll with these tiny pagers, not phones, all secret-like. Kinda like how Royal Tenenbaum hid his schemes from the fam. Sneaky bastards! I dig that, keeps it real. But what pisses me off? These fake-ass escorts online, catfishing dudes with pics from 20 years ago. I’m like, “You’re not foolin’ me, bitch, I’ve been around the block!” Reminds me of Eli Cash in the movie, actin’ all cool but really just a poser. Lame!

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So, I decided to take a stroll down Daugavas iela. The sun was shining, and I thought, “Hey, maybe today won’t suck.” But then I saw this dude walking his dog. The dog was cute, but the dude? Total weirdo. He was talking to the dog like it was a human. I mean, come on, bro, it’s a dog! I laughed a bit, but then I got mad again. Why can’t people just be normal?

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