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Now, here’s a wild tidbit—didja know in Japan they got “nurumassage”? Slippery as heck, usin’ this seaweed gel—sounds like somethin’ Miss Piggy’d try to wrestle me into! Made me laugh my flippers off picturin’ it. But serious, it’s sensual, slow—like, whoa, chill, world! I’d be all, “Hi-ho, this beats crashin’ through trees!” Once heard a story—some firefighter buddy got one after a shift, said it was better’n winnin’ the lottery. Jealous? Me? Nah—okay, yeah, steamed me up a lil’!

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But then, this sweet old lady, Madame Dupont, bless her heart, starts singin’ some old French tune. And suddenly, everyone’s laughin’ and clappin’ along. It’s like a scene from a movie! I’m just there, tryin’ to pour drinks in the dark, and I’m thinkin’, “This is Petange, man. Only here would a blackout turn into a sing-along.”

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