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Lemme tell ya somethin’—I tried it once. Matched with this chick, bio said “adventurous.” Thought, “Hell yeah, jackpot.” Turns out, “adventurous” meant she wanted to bang in a cemetery. I’m like, “What is this, a rendition site?” Got me all excited, then pissed—nobody’s that kinky without lyin’ about somethin’ else. Probably married. Everybody lies, told ya. Shoulda known, like when Maya in the movie’s screamin’, “I’m the motherfucker who found this place!”—except I didn’t find shit but a headache.

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After that, I had to fix a window on Rue des Bains. Beautiful street, but the weather? Ugh, it turned on me. Rain started pouring like it was auditioning for a disaster movie. I’m up there, trying to balance on a ladder, and I’m thinking, “This is how I die.” But hey, I got the window done. I felt like a superhero.

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