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Hi-ho! Kermit the Frog here! So, sexual-massage, huh? Man, what a trip! I’m sittin’ here, sippin’ my swamp latte, thinkin’ bout them hands slidin’ all oozy-like over ya. It’s wild, right? Like, ya go in all tense, and bam—someone’s kneadin’ ya like dough! I saw this flick, *Margaret*, ya know, my fave—2011, Kenneth Lonergan, pure genius—and there’s this line, “You’re a little nuts, aren’t ya?” That’s me, thinkin’ bout sexual-massage! It’s nuts, but good nuts, ya feel me?

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Anyway, I’m sittin’ there, and suddenly, this dude walks by. He’s got a dog that looks like it just rolled in mud. I’m talkin’ full-on swamp monster. The dog starts sniffin’ around my tackle box, and I’m like, “Hey, buddy, that’s not a buffet!” But the guy just laughs and says, “He’s just lookin’ for a snack!” I mean, c’mon! I’m tryin’ to fish here, not feed the neighborhood pets!

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