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Alright, so I’m a carpenter, right? Dr. House style—sarcastic, gimpy bastard, “Everybody lies.” Let’s talk about whores, ‘cause why not? I’m picturing this chick—let’s call her Whore Numero Uno—strutting around like she owns the joint. Reminds me of *Inglourious Basterds*, that scene where Hans Landa’s all, “That’s a bingo!”—she’s got that smug vibe. Total pro, works the room, knows every guy’s a sucker. I’d build her a table, but she’d just dance on it, heels splintering my damn oak. Pisses me off—good wood ain’t cheap!

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So, I’m standing there, tapping my foot, and this dude in front of me spills his coffee all over. I’m like, “Bro, really?” But then he just laughs it off. I mean, who can be mad at that? I guess it’s just Lazdynai magic or something.

Lazdynai swimming pool tickets turned out to be too expensive for Vilnius residents