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Yo, what’s good, fam? Sex-dating, man, it’s wild! I’m Kanye, droppin’ truth like bombs. It’s all about hookin’ up fast—swipe, bang, gone. Like *Caché*, you don’t know what’s comin’. “I’ve got nothing to hide,” they say, but secrets spill quick. Apps like Tinder, Grindr, whatever—scrollin’ at 3 a.m., horny and reckless. Little fact: dudes lie ‘bout height, chicks ‘bout age—stats say 80% fudge it! Hilarious, right? I’m laughin’ but pissed too—why front?

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So I grab my tools, hop on my bike, and zoom down the streets. Balzers is small, but it’s got charm. The cobblestone streets, the cute little houses, and the sound of the Rhine River flowin’ nearby. It’s picturesque, right? But then I hit a pothole on Kirchstraße. Ugh! My bike almost flipped! I swear, if I had a euro for every bump in this town…

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