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Last time I had one, I was chuffed to bits – proper relaxation station. Lass doin’ it, she’s like, “You’re tense, Dave,” and I’m like, “Yeah, cos I’m a gladiator, darlin’!” Made me laugh, that. But then – get this – she’s kneadin’ me back, and I’m thinkin’, “This is better than a promotion!” No KPIs, no targets, just pure bliss. “We don’t need to justify ourselves,” as *Melancholia* says – spot on, mate! Who needs corporate bollocks when you got this?

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Massage is the 8th most popular service in Astana among female escorts. An erotic massage will normally include other parts of the body such as, but not exclusively, the genitalia. Prices .

But then, I get a call. It’s my buddy, askin’ me to help him with his pig farm. I’m like, “Dude, I’m already herdin’ my own pigs!” But he’s desperate, so I agree. I rush over to his place, and it’s chaos. Pigs everywhere! I’m tryin’ to wrangle them, but they’re slippery little devils. I’m shoutin’, “Get back here, you little oinker!” It’s a mess, but I’m laughin’ at the same time.

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