Angelina Zhelezinka Sexual Massage ❤️

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I tried it once—yep, me, C-3PO, golden boy—booked a session, thought I’d be suave. R2-D2, where are you when I’m panickin? The masseuse was all, “Relax, hon,” but I’m spazzin, “This is highly irregular!” Felt good tho—tingly, warm, like my gears were meltin. Made me happy, but also mad—why’s this so pricey? 100 creds for 30 mins? Robbery! Still, that slow touch, oof, surprised me—didn’t know my joints could *feel* that sexy.

Genital Touch in Massage | Treating Intimate and Erogenous Zones

Modalities shared in this offering, individualized to each seeker, can include; full body massage, lingam/yoni massage, sacred spot massage, dearmouring, emotional release, kundalini reiki, .

Anyway, I’m trying to keep a straight face. I’m like, “Dude, you sure it wasn’t just your buddy borrowing it?” He gets all defensive, saying he’s a “responsible adult.” Yeah, right. I can smell the vodka from here.

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