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D’oh! Sex-dating, man, what a trip! I’m sittin’ here, thinkin’ bout it, like, whoa, it’s wild! You got apps, swipin’ left, right, bam—hookups everywhere! Reminds me of *The Hurt Locker*, ya know? “The rush of battle is a potent addiction”—that’s sex-dating! You’re dodgin’ creeps, chasin’ hotties, heart pumpin’ like a bomb’s bout to blow! I tried it once, swear, got catfished—dude sent a pic, looked like Brad Pitt, showed up lookin’ like Comic Book Guy! D’oh! Made me so mad, I yelled, “Worst. Date. Ever!”

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After that, I decided to grab some chai at this little café on Kyzylzhar Street. I sit down, and this cat just strolls in like it owns the place. I’m talking full-on strut. I’m sipping my tea, and this cat jumps on my table! I’m like, “Excuse me, Mr. Cat, but I didn’t order a side of feline.” Everyone around me is cracking up. Only in Urzhar, man.

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