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First time I heard ‘bout it, I was like, “What’s this fancy schmancy BS?” Turns out, it’s old as dirt—Ancient Greeks were all over it, rubbin’ each other down after wrestlin’, probs gettin’ frisky too. Little known fact: they called it “anatripsis,” some high-class word for gettin’ handsy. Made me laugh, picturin’ Socrates gettin’ a cheeky massage while spoutin’ philosophy—don’t pee on my leg, that’s hilarious!

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But then, things took a turn. I get a call from my buddy, and he’s like, “Dude, you gotta come to the park!” So, I rush over to Central Park, thinking it’s some epic hangout. But nah, it’s a full-on drama fest. There’s this guy yelling about how he’s the king of Urzhar. I’m like, “Bro, you’re not even the king of your own living room!” But people are actually listening to him. I mean, what’s happening? Is this a reality show?

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