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About Taraz

Alright, mate, lemme spill the beans—sex-dating’s wild, innit? Dr. Evil style—pinky-to-mouth, “One million dollars,” I’m schemin’ here! It’s like Uncle Boonmee, yeah? Past lives creepin’ in, all mysterious-like. You swipe right, bam, ghosts of hookups past haunt ya! Sex-dating’s this freaky jungle—apps, sites, total chaos. Tinder, Grindr, whatever—scrollin’ for a shag’s the game. Little factoid: didja know Victorian blokes used coded ads for quickies? Sneaky buggers! Makes me cackle—history’s pervs, same as us.

1 Introduction

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After that drama, I’m walkin’ down to the park near the Tekeli River. It’s a nice spot, ya know? But guess what? There’s a bunch of kids playin’ soccer, and one of ‘em kicks the ball right at me! I dodge it like a ninja, but then I trip over my own feet. Classic me, right? I land right in the mud. Ugh! Now I’m covered in dirt, lookin’ like a hot mess.

Dr. Patrick Spencer Tekeli, MD’84