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Erotic-massage, it’s a proper cheeky art, innit? Not just some tarted-up spa day – nah, it’s old as balls. Ancient Greeks were at it, slappin’ oil on blokes before they wrestled – bit of a homoerotic knead, if you ask me. Bet they didn’t moan about it though, bunch of tough sods. Fast forward, now it’s all “tantric this” and “sensual that” – makes me wanna gag, but also, sign me up, yeah?

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But then, bam! I step outside, and it’s like the universe decided to throw a curveball. I see this dude on the corner of Kabanbay Batyr Street, yelling at his phone like it just insulted his mother. I’m thinking, “Bro, chill! It’s just a phone!” But hey, who am I to judge? Maybe it’s a really bad connection.