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Here’s me, sittin’ there, some gal whisperin’ “relax, big guy”—I’m like, lady, I’m Ron frickin’ Swanson, I don’t relax. Reminds me of *Tabu* again—“The crocodile entered the church”—that’s the masseuse invadin’ my space. Hate that. But—fine—some folks swear it’s magic. Releases tension, boosts “energy flow,” blah blah. Little known story: in the 1800s, Victorian docs used “massage” to calm “hysterical” women—turns out it was just horny docs gettin’ creative. Surprised me, honestly—didn’t think they had it in ‘em. Kinda funny, kinda sick.

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First off, I hit the streets of Abay. You know, the main drag. It’s always buzzing, like a beehive on caffeine. I’m walkin’ down, thinkin’ about my latest stove design. Gotta make it sleek, ya know? But then, bam! I trip over a pothole. Classic Shymkent! I’m like, “Really? Can’t a guy walk without a surprise?”

Deputy Akim of Shymkent Ruslan Berdenov hospitalized with gunshot wounds