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So, sex-dating, yeah? It’s like a jungle out there, fam. You got blokes posin’ with fish—why, tho? Is it ‘cos I is black? Nah, it’s ‘cos they’re mugs! And the birds, all filtered up, lookin’ like Barbie had a meltdown. I’m like, “Bruv, show me the real you!” Makes me vexed, that does—fake pics, catfishin’, wastes me time. But when it hits? Oh mate, pure bliss! Met this one lass, right, proper fit, we vibed instant. Took her to Nando’s—cheeky, innit?—and she’s all, “I don’t do one-nighters.” Respect! Like the monk in the film says, “Lust awakens the intent to kill”—well, kill me appetite for players, it did!

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After that, I decide to take a break. I stroll down to the park near the river. The sun’s shining, and for a second, everything feels perfect. I see kids playing, old folks chatting, and I’m just soaking it all in. But then, I spot this guy trying to sell balloons. He’s got this huge smile, but his balloons are deflated. I can’t help but feel bad for him. Like, dude, get it together!

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