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I tried it once—total shitshow. Met this chick, all flirty online, sayin’ “let’s get dirty.” IRL? She’s clingy as hell, talkin’ marriage by dessert! I’m like, “I don’t wanna be fifteen and pregnant!”—straight outta *Fish Tank*, right? Pissed me off, man, false advertisin’! But then—THEN—I hooked up with this other one, total firecracker, no talk, just action. Made me grin ear to ear, like I’d robbed a bank and got away clean.

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But then, outta nowhere, I bump into my old buddy, Askar. We used to run around this city like we owned the place. He’s got this wild story about a goat that got loose during a wedding. I’m dying laughing. Like, who lets a goat crash a wedding? Only in Sarykemer, man.