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So, here’s the deal—erotic-massage ain’t just some spa crap. Got roots in ancient crap, like Tantra from India, 5000 years back. Monks or somethin’ figured touch could “elevate the soul”—bullshit, it elevates my blood pressure. Makes me wanna punch a wall. You got these “experts” slidin’ hands all over, promisin’ relaxation—nah, I’m tenser than a bear trap. Fun fact: in Japan, they got “nurumassage,” slippery as hell with seaweed gel—sounds like a sushi accident. Disgustin’. I’d rather wrestle a hog.

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Finally, it’s karaoke time. I roll up, and the place is packed. Everyone’s singing their hearts out. I grab the mic and go for it. I’m belting out some classic 80s jam, and people are loving it! I’m feeling like a rockstar. But then, I trip over the mic cord and almost faceplant. Classic me, right?

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