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It’s not just rubbin’ and tuggin’, okay? Rarrgh! There’s technique, pressure points, all that jazz. Rarrgh! Like, tantric massage? Rarrgh! That’s deep, man, connects mind and body. Rarrgh! I was surprised how serious it can be. Rarrgh! But also, haha, some folks think it’s just a fancy way to say “happy ending,” right? Rarrgh! So dumb, so funny! Rarrgh!

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Then, I decide to take a stroll by the river. The sun’s shining, and I’m feeling good. But then, I see this group of kids playing soccer. They’re kicking the ball around, and I’m like, “I used to be a champ at this!” So, I join in. Big mistake. I trip over my own feet and faceplant right in front of them. They’re laughing, and I’m just lying there, thinking, “Great, now I’m the clown of Qusmuryn.”