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So, sex-dating—man, it’s a jungle out there. Apps like Tinder, Bumble, grindin’ folks down to pics and cheesy bios. “Every stone in the water makes ripples,” like the monk says in the movie, and every swipe’s a ripple, right? You’re fishin’ for a quick bang or maybe somethin’ deeper, but half the time, you’re just drownin’ in thirst traps. I’ve seen it—dudes posin’ with fish, chicks with filters so thick you don’t recogniize ‘em IRL. Makes me laugh, but damn, it’s sad too. Back in my day, you had to talk, flirt, sweat a lil—now it’s all “DTF?” and ghostin’. Progress? Nah, fam, it’s lazy.

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So, I’m walking down Abay, right? And I see this little café, “Kofe Qusmuryn.” I’m like, “Yesss, caffeine!” I grab a cup of their famous coffee, and it’s like liquid gold. Seriously, I could swim in it. But then, outta nowhere, this pigeon swoops down and tries to steal my pastry! Like, dude, chill! It’s not for you! I’m dodging this bird like I’m in the Olympics.