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Sometimes I’m swipin’, thinkin’, “This one’s a Joey Cusack”—y’know, hidin’ a dark side. Surprised me once, matched a girl who straight-up said, “No dinner, just dick.” Bold! I laughed, like, “Well, alright then!” Aliens don’t get this shit—humans are horny chaos. I’d exaggerate, sayin’ it’s intergalactic war out there, profiles battlin’ for attention. “I’m a good man,” they type, but nah, bro, you’re thirsty.

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So, I get to the dairy farm, and it’s chaos. The milking machines are acting up. Like, c’mon! I’m not a mechanic! I’m just here to milk some cows, not fix a spaceship. I’m sweating bullets, trying to figure out what’s wrong. I swear, if I have to listen to that annoying beep one more time, I might lose it.