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About Karaganda

Once heard this story—some dude in Thailand got a sexual-massage with, like, snakes slitherin’ on him! Freaky as hell, right? Called it “serpent therapy”—supposed to awaken yer “chi” or whatever. Made me laugh my ass off—imagine me, Cartman, with snakes crawlin’ all over, screamin’, “Sweet! This is so badass!” Prolly bullshit, but sounds wild—little known fact for ya, straight from the Cartman files!

How to give an intimate massage

Here’s exactly what to do—and not do—as you give your partner a sexy back rub, including tips on massage oil and massage techniques.

So, I’m walking down the street, feeling all fancy with my coffee, when I see this stray dog. It’s just chilling by the bus stop on Kyzylzhar Street. I swear, it looked at me like, “Help me, human!” I’m like, “Dude, I can barely help myself!” But I can’t resist. I buy a bun from a street vendor. The guy’s selling them for like 100 tenge. Steal of a deal! I toss it to the dog, and it’s like I just gave it a gold bar.

Rescue teams from Kokshetau, Atbasar, Astana, and Karaganda participate in flood relief efforts in Bulandy district