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Listen up, idiot sandwich! Ever tried it? Not some dodgy rub-and-tug in a back alley – I mean proper sexual-massage. Ancient stuff, mate. Tantra’s where it kicked off – India, centuries back. Blokes and birds meditating with their bits out, channeling energy through touch. Sounds like hippy bollocks, but it works! Blood flow’s up, stress fucks off, and you’re buzzing like a bee on a flower. Little known fact – them old tantric lads could last hours, HOURS, without popping off. Impressed me, that did. You? Probably limp in two secs, ya twat!

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But then, outta nowhere, my buddy Askar shows up. He’s like, “Dude, let’s go grab some chai.” And I’m like, “Yes, please!” We head over to this little spot on Kabanbay Batyr Street. Best chai in town, no cap. We’re sippin’ and laughin’, and I’m feelin’ a bit better. Askar’s got this knack for making everything sound hilarious. He starts telling me about this time he tried to impress a girl by cooking. Spoiler alert: it did NOT go well.

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