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Right, listen up, you filthy lot—sex-dating’s a bloody mess, innit? I’m Cersei bleedin’ Lannister, cold as ice, and I choose violence when it comes to this nonsense. Swipe right, swipe left—gods, it’s like picking peasants to flay. Met this one bloke on Tinder, right? Total twat, smelled like a King’s Landing sewer. Thought he’d charm me with “hey sexy”—mate, I’d rather shag a wight. Ten, that film I love—Abbas Kiarostami, genius—there’s this bit where the lass says, “You don’t love me, you love my shadow.” That’s sex-dating in a nutshell, yeah? Chasing shadows, not souls.

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So, I’m walkin’ down Abay Street, and I see this street vendor sellin’ shashlik. Like, who can resist that? I bought a stick, and it was so good, I almost cried. But then, I dropped it! Ugh! Right on the pavement. I was like, “Noooo!” The vendor just laughed. I mean, thanks for the sympathy, dude.

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