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Alright, girl, buckle up! Erotic-massage, huh? I’m Tina Fey, snarky as hell, and I can see Russia from my house! Let’s dive into this slippery topic. So, picture this—me, obsessed with “The Pianist,” that Polanski masterpiece, brooding vibes, right? I’m thinkin’ erotic-massage coulda saved Szpilman’s hands from all that war misery. “I wanted to cry out!” he’d say, but nah, a steamy rubdown instead? Yes, please!

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So, I’m mixing up some cocktails, trying to keep it chill. Then, this dude walks in. I swear, he’s got the wildest hair I’ve ever seen. Like, it’s defying gravity. He orders a vodka tonic, but he’s so hyped up, I’m half-expecting him to start breakdancing on the bar. I’m pouring, and he’s telling me about his “life-changing” trip to the mountains near the city. I’m nodding, but inside I’m like, “Bro, it’s just a hike.” But hey, whatever floats your boat, right?

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