Hazel Baikonur Brothel ❤️

About Shymkent

So, what’s the deal? It’s meant to relax ya, sure, but half the time you’re thinkin’, “Oi, mate, that’s me arse, not a stress ball!” Little known fact – them ancient Greeks were at it, callin’ it “sensual rubdowns” or summat. Bet they didn’t have bloody whale music playin’ though – imagine Socrates gettin’ oiled up to panpipes! Makes me chuckle, that.

burning trucks, dead cows, prostitutes and of course infinitely wide landscapes

We passed a burning truck, followed by a car wreck that had been crashed into a cow. Then we arrived the hotel which turned out to be a brothel.

Russian and US crew blasts off in Soyuz rocket bound for ISS