Eliza Changsu Whore ❤️

About Incheon

What gets me happy? When they trip in them daft stilettos—priceless! Saw this one lass, right, outside a pub, skirt up her arse, wobblin’ like Bambi on ice—nearly pissed meself laughin’. Surprised me once, though—this prossie in Amsterdam, proper clever, spoke four languages! Four! I can barely do English, and I’m meant to be a bleedin’ comic. Reckon she’d quote *Melancholia* at me—“There’s no other life out there”—while nickin’ me wallet.

Changshu City Escort

Changshu (Chinese: 常熟; pinyin: Chángshú; Wade–Giles: Ch'ang-shu'; lit. 'evergrow'; Suzhounese: /d͡ʐan¹³ ʐoʔ²³/) [2] is a county-level city under the jurisdiction of Suzhou, Jiangsu .

I get to the market, and it’s chaos. People are yelling, vendors are packin’ up, and I see this dude in a hoodie. He’s lookin’ shifty, like he’s got somethin’ to hide. My gut’s tellin’ me he’s trouble. I approach him, and he bolts. Typical. I chase him through the narrow alleys of the market, dodging old ladies and their carts. One almost took me out with a cabbage. I’m like, “Lady, chill!”

15-year-old takes on UF, golf