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What pisses me off? The fake giggles, the perfume stink, the “oh honey” crap. Saw a guy once, leavin’ one, grin like he won somethin’. Moron. “The car was shaking,” Veronica mumbles in the flick—yeah, pal, yours was too, betcha. Little known fact: old west brothels had secret tunnels. Escape routes for when wives came gunnin’. Smart, but slimy.

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So, I finally made it to the center. The vibe was electric. Everyone was buzzing. I was translating for this group of Russian tourists. They were super excited about the Boryeong Mud Festival coming up. I mean, who wouldn’t be? Mud fights, music, food – it’s a blast! But then, one of the tourists asked me about the history of the festival. I panicked. I mean, I know some stuff, but not enough to impress. I just made up some wild story about ancient mud warriors. They bought it! LOL.

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