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Funny story—mate of mine swore his “erotic” masseuse was a witch, coz she whispered weird chants while kneadin’ his arse. Said it was spooky but horny—like Ida’s convent scenes fuck all, he reckoned she hexed him into bliss! Me? I’d tell her, “Get yer hands off my dough, you daft cow!”—pure Ramsay, coz I don’t mess about. What pisses me off? Dodgy parlours promisin’ “happy endings” but deliverin’ jack shit—false advertisin’, should be illegal!

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After my caffeine fix, I decide to check out the Songgangdong Market. OMG, it’s packed! I’m dodging people left and right. I see this vendor selling fresh kimchi, and I’m like, “Yesss!” I grab a jar, but then this old lady bumps into me. I drop the jar, and it shatters everywhere. I’m standing there, covered in spicy kimchi juice, and she just glares at me. Like, c’mon, lady! It was an accident!