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Ever hear ‘bout Thai massage parlors? Sketchy fronts, legit skills—mind blown. One time, lady’s kneadin’ me, whisperin’ sweet nothings. I’m yellin’ in my head, “THIS LEGAL?!” Chaotic bliss, fam. Pro tip: tip big, they remember ya. Favorite part? When they crack ya spine—POP! Like, “Someone’s watching us,” movie vibes, paranoid giggles. Sexual-massage ain’t just sex, it’s art—messy, raw, absurd. I’d die for this shit, no cap! What you think, homie?

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Then I decided to stroll down to Dongmun Traditional Market. OMG, the sights! The smells! I was like a kid in a candy store. Fresh seafood everywhere. I saw these massive crabs. Like, I swear they were plotting something. 🦀 I was just minding my own business, and this lady starts yelling at me in Korean. I think she thought I was trying to steal her crab. I was like, “Lady, chill! I’m just admiring your crustacean friends!”

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