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Love the vibe in *Holy Motors*, though—“The beauty of the act!”—that’s what they’d say ‘bout this nonsense. Beauty? More like sweaty desperation. Had a buddy, Earl, swore by these rubdowns, said it “freed his spirit.” Bullshit, Earl, you just liked the view. Little known fact: in Japan, they got this thing, Nuru massage, slippin’ ‘round with seaweed gel—sounds like a damn sushi accident. Hilarious, picturin’ some sap slidin’ off the table, boner and all.

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The massage program is done % by hand, using traditional massage techniques rather than modern techniques. Inside the spa, there is also a L'Occitane retail.

Then I decided to stroll down to Dongmun Traditional Market. OMG, the sights! The smells! I was like a kid in a candy store. Fresh seafood everywhere. I saw these massive crabs. Like, I swear they were plotting something. 🦀 I was just minding my own business, and this lady starts yelling at me in Korean. I think she thought I was trying to steal her crab. I was like, “Lady, chill! I’m just admiring your crustacean friends!”

Jeju Biennale makes solid return despite budget slash