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So, picture this—some dude claims “massage therapy” on his insurance. I’m like, bro, really? You think I’m dumb? Dig a lil deeper, turns out it’s one of *those* parlors. Not your grandma’s spa day, nah. Sexual-massage joints—slippery hands, dim lights, and way too much oil. Makes me mad, man! People scammin’ the system, thinkin’ they’re slick. “I sustained an injury, Monsieur Joey!” Yeah, sure, pal—your only injury’s a bruised ego when the wife finds out.

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First off, I decided to hit up the local market on Gyeongju-ro. I mean, who doesn’t love fresh produce, right? I’m strolling through, and bam! I see this old lady selling the juiciest strawberries. I’m talking about strawberries that look like they’ve been kissed by the sun itself. I’m all in, ready to buy a ton. But then, this kid runs by, knocks over a whole basket, and I’m like, “Dude, what the heck?!” Strawberries everywhere! I was so mad, but then I saw the old lady laughing. She just scooped them up like it was no biggie. I guess that’s the vibe in Hongseong—just roll with it.

Hongseong holds BBQ festival